It ain’t easy being the jolly old guy. Constantly under the pressure of fulfilling every little brats wish list. The constant nagging of Mrs. Claus telling him he needs to exercise, and calling him fat. Keeping the elves working is a job within it self, I hear all they want to do is have elf orgies. Not to mention the reindeer games and Rudolph always bitchin about being different with his F%$king shiny red nose!!!! No wonder why the big fellow needs to get waisted once in a while !