Fuck Facebook


People are addicted to Facebook. It’s getting out of control. Constant status updates that no one really cares about, Ugly women PLEASE stop posting pictures of you and your cats, Stop inviting people to Farmville with you, and friend whoring is a serious problem. People that don’t know people in real life should NOT try to friend someone on Facebook. Also people that know of someone , but have never said a word to that person should also no try to friend that person on Facebook. If you work  in a public place and you see someone from time to time but have never Fucking acknowledged  this person, yet you try to friend them on Facebook. YOU ARE A DOUCHBAG ! You should have your Fucking Facebook account terminated, and you should be smacked in the Face with a Book ! SERIOUSLY FUCK FACEBOOK! On another note , here is a few examples of the urban dictionary’s definition of FACEBOOK FUCK.

1.     Facebook fuck

When you go to people’s facebook sites, click on the view more photos option, and jack it to the photos you see there.
Man, that girl may have rejected me at the party last night, but I facebook fucked her when I got home!!

2.     Facebook Fuck

When a person changes the state of a person’s Facebook profile when left logged in. Usually consists of changing he victim’s sexual orientation, picture, and interests to include various unspeakable acts. See Also: Facebook Fucker
“Man, He left his profile logged in. He’s due for a good ol’ Facebook Fuck. Let’s check Google Images for pictures of gay guys to post on there.”

3.     Facebook fuck

the act of befriending some one who you wish to engage in sexual intercourse, fellatio, and/or cunningulus, and express your intentions to them through repetitive poking.
Dude i got so wasted and totally facebook fucked this ugly bitch.

4.    Facebook fuck

The act of “liking” a large quantity of posts on a person’s Facebook wall, simply so they will receive a massive number of notifications.
Girl-”Did you just Facebook fuck Brittany? I got a bunch of notifications that you liked some posts I made on her wall”