I’m pretty sure the most badass thing in the world is a handicapped parking pass. It is instant, free, and convenient access to any location in the entire country. Whoever decided to reward fat people with handicapped parking passes roundhouse kicked real handicapped people in the face. Veterans who lost limbs, victims of horrible accidents, people crippled from birth, and other REAL handicapped people should not be grouped with people that lack self-control, motivation, or metabolism. Many fat people got that way by sheer lazyness, let’s not allow them to be even lazier. I think there should be fat persons parking passes that require you to park in the farthest possible spots. Once you lose the wieght from walking, you get to park wherever you want.