Intoxicated and High Elmo

BREAKING NEWS….After 6 months of detox Elmo was found today passed out on the street corner in Jewett City Ct. Police arrested him after taking this picture. Officer Johnny Tan says ” Elmo had traces of cocaine in his nose and fingertips. Also found along¬† the famed Sesame Street star, were lines of cocaine and a hypodermic needle filled with what we think to be heroine. “

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