Finally DOOMSDAY is here!?

Ah, Judgment Day! That special time of year when you go home to see the folks for Thanksgiving and your grandmother tells you that you look “puffier” than the last time she saw you…Oh, wait, Judgment Day means talking about Doomsday? My bad! In that case, I hope you’re in the mood for a little [...]

The Upper Decker

The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it. Also referred to as ‘Going Up Top,’ the act of [...]

Darth Vader Robs Bank

It seems the Empire has fallen on hard times. Presumably to get finishing funds for his latest Death Star, Darth Vader—or a man pretending to be Darth Vader?—was reduced to robbing a bank on Long Island this morning. Impotent Rebel Alliance security forces tell Newsday  that Vader marched into a Chase bank in Setauket New [...]

Soggylog.com T-Shirt

The Official Soggylog.com T-Shirt just $49.99 !!!! Want to make a huge impression this summer? The answer isn’t get a new hair cut, Go tanning, Or even get in shape. The answer is get the Soggylog.com T-Shirt. No matter how much your Mom, girlfriend, or wife tells you your handsome. YOUR NOT ! Not without [...]

Fat People Are Not Handicapped

I’m pretty sure the most badass thing in the world is a handicapped parking pass. It is instant, free, and convenient access to any location in the entire country. Whoever decided to reward fat people with handicapped parking passes roundhouse kicked real handicapped people in the face. Veterans who lost limbs, victims of horrible accidents, [...]